Here’s a candid picture of Oscar, the cute poltergeist who did miracles in Sefalaljia (Jinx #69). Oscar measures just 8 inches from the tip of his flat little black snoot to the tip of his dainty tail.

Why anyone should want to know his plane area, I can’t figure out, but suppose somebody did – could you be of any help? We’ll be coy and hold back the simple truth until the next Jinx issue.